YouPorn, the website you visit when you are out of cheese sticks and need a distraction from your dairy obsession, is encouraging you to vote this election cycle by offering premium memberships in exchange for said vote. YouPorn recently updated its site, so now’s a good time to vote and watch porn. Consecutively, not concurrently.
You may not have thought this is an election year because this is an off-year election cycle, so there isn’t too much going on at the national level. However, and we forgot the importance of this sometimes, your local elections will be packed with important mayoral decision, ballot measures and school board vacancies (to name a few). Local elections are extremely important but subject to terribly low voter turnout.
YouPorn is hoping that a little porn will go a long way in getting out the local vote on November 5th. You may remember Jedy Vales, YouPorn’s virtual brand ambassador revealed earlier this year. In a letter to citizens, Jedy Vales is simply asking that you vote, show that voted and in return YouPorn will gift you with a premium membership to its site. Here’s the letter and text.
ATTN U.S. Citizens:
Election Day is around the corner and on November 5th we are reminding everyone to get out and vote! At YouPorn, we believe in the importance of voting and therefore we want to encourage all to get to the polls by offering voters a free YouPorn Premium Membership.
To claim your free Premium Membership, email evidence of your vote to [email protected] and I will personally send an access code to redeem this offer.
No matter which party you vote for this Election Day, we agree with Pamela Anderson that ‘everyone should enjoy a peaceful sexy life’.
Thanks and happy voting!
Virtual Brand Ambassador at YouPorn
It’s hard to express how important local elections are, especially in off-cycle years like this one. There are no congress-persons to vote for, no senators, no Presidents. Instead, ballots are filled with local initiatives and elected positions that end up putting people in higher office later down the road that you may not have preferred. Regardless, voter turnout is almost always below average in these off-cycle elections, and that’s a problem. It’s doubtful YouPorn can entirely solve that problem, but due to those low turnout numbers, it’s a fairly cheap stunt.
If you don’t know where your polling place is, find it here. After you’ve voted, simply take a picture of your sticker or pin and email it to YouPorn and bam — one free premium membership. According to a YouPorn spokesperson, that’s all the evidence you’ll need to provide that you voted. Considering the low turnout, let’s not be jerks and just grab a bunch of stickers without voting. Instead, keep the democracy healthy and go vote. It’s super easy and with YouPorn, super sexy. Voting is sexy. There, I said it. Are you happy?